This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On this week's docket: golf, oil men and eco-calypse.

This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On this week's docket: vacationing with norovirus and cannibalism.

This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On this week's docket: bill, the elements, and Lebowski.

This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On this week's docket: indelible, horrific memories.

This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On the docket this week: the living legacy of old King Coal.

This week's important stories told to you in 17 syllables. On the docket this week: Dope, doper and dopest.